To: Vladimir Putin, President, Russia and Ukraine From: Bashar al-Assad, President (for life), Syria Dear Vlad, I saw the news… Read more Bash to Vlad

By Sloth President-elect Donald Trump on Tuesday named Ronald McDonald his Secretary of Housing and Urban Development. Trump cited McDonald’s… Read more Trump Names McDonald Housing Secretary

‘That’s my stuff he’s selling!’ says dead literary genius By Sloth A lawyer representing the Ghost of Charles Dickens filed… Read more Ghost Of Charles Dickens Sues Trump

Possibly Tied To Televised ‘Beating’ From Fox Host By Sloth In an unusual move, former U.S. House of Representatives Speaker… Read more Gingrich Cancels Dominatrix Session

By D. Allan Kerr Someday, someone with real stones is going to run for the Oval Office. In recent weeks… Read more The Logical Solution To Easing Our Fears

By D. Allan Kerr Dear New Hampshire: I love ya – I really do. I spent a lot of great… Read more An Open Letter To New Hampshire

Tried to Vote Twice, Cast Ballots for Trump AND Cruz By Sloth Speaking to reporters gathered outside the Terra Haute… Read more Satan Arrested for Indiana Voter Fraud

Secret Service Says No Guns at Convention; Scholars Cite Strong Precedent By Sloth The U.S. Secret Service announced Tuesday that… Read more GOP Dodges Bullet(s)

GOP Candidate Confused, Pimps For Pills By Sloth Following the release of a transcript of his interview with the editorial… Read more Trump Goes Off Meds